Alyssa Walker is the same person as Tavarish

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
06/08/2016 at 21:33 • Filed to: Bitches gonna be bitches

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Dafuq’s up this guy’s ass and why is this front page content?


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Spridget
06/08/2016 at 21:37

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I’m pretty sure it was tongue in cheek... Making fun of Walker and her “Rich white city girl” opinions.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Spridget
06/08/2016 at 21:46

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It’s “Tavarish” messing with us.

A lot of Alyssa’s stuff is good.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/08/2016 at 21:49

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I hope it’s tongue in cheek; if not, then I’m scared for this world.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Birddog
06/08/2016 at 21:50

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I sure hope so; it’s frightening if it’s not.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/08/2016 at 21:51

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Yeah, if the fifth word is “privelidged,” I’m pretty sure thats the case


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spridget
06/08/2016 at 22:14

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If any of you were actually able to finish reading that, then God bless you.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/08/2016 at 22:35

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I made it about a quarter of the way through, then wasn’t sure if we wanted to be Alyssa Walker or Jon Stewart.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/08/2016 at 22:45

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AW has one job: to generate views. And she’s quite good at it. FP regularly shares her articles, so when I see something like this posted by an FP author, it seems akin to radio hosts teasing each other on air. Constant feedback. It’s Click-ception.


Kinja'd!!! Because Racecar > Spridget
06/08/2016 at 23:34

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Check your non-horse privilege.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Birddog
06/09/2016 at 01:46

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Honestly, most of her stuff is not that good. It’s more a Gawker issue than an issue with her. For some reason, Gawker bloggers think that linking to another Gawker article (some of which are written by the same blogger) is an acceptable source of information.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Spridget
06/09/2016 at 01:48

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YOU JUST HATE HORSES BECAUSE THEY ARE BROWN YOU RACIST. IF THEY WERE WHITE YOU WOULDNT HATE THEM.

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Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Sam
06/09/2016 at 01:52

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You have a good point. I’m so rarely near the FP that I just don’t care anymore.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Birddog
06/09/2016 at 01:54

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Yeah, the only time I browse the FP is looking for actual car news.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Spridget
06/09/2016 at 07:31

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Passed on the story when I saw it first. Went back now to read it. No idea what the hell it was all about. Does someone need to go back on his meds? No idea.